Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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