I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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