I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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