do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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