whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I need water and some morals
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