There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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