The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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