ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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