eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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