Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Quick, to the slutcave!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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