remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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