**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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