Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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