who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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