Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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