Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she peed on how many people?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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