life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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