You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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