"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
My vagina is officially offended.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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