i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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