I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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