The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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