How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
where are my eyebrows?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
