He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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