He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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