So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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