He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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