i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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