the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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