bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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