Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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