Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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