how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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