butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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