I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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