Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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