I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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