But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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