Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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