at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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