your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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