Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Your shirt... Was in my pants
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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