did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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