hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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