Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
