Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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