stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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