So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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