they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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