You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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