Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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