I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was âTits On A Stickâ.
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