Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it was like eating out sand paper
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Randomize
