your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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