Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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