Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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